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AMBASSADOR SHIDDO UNDER FIRE AFTER CALLING FOREIGN LEADER A HO

TROUBLES IN POKOPIA

FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT 08 MAR 1999
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The Shoomopolis ambassador to Pokopia is under fire after referring to a distinguished foreign leader a Ho. Ho-oh is akin to a deity in Pokopia society. So when Ambassador Shiddo working on an economic mission to revitalize the area called Ho-oh a Ho and then spit water on them.. tensions quickly rose between the budding nation and Shoomopolis. Shiddo is also involved in a scandal where they are alleged to have embezzled Shoomopolis funds for projects that have no hope of being completed.

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