Shoominions have been getting spread left and right. A mysterious assailant has been coating Shoominions in salty butter. Shoominions have been coated in vegetable based oils and in dairy based butters. How and why these Shoominions end up coated in butter is a mystery. One moment they're fine, the next minute someone has spread butter all over them. Shoomopolis PD asks Shoominions to remain vigilant and protect their butts from the butterer. If any Shoominions have information that can lead to the arrest of the butterer they should call the Shoomopolis PD tipline. There is a reward of 100 Marbles for information that can help track down the butterer.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
