THE DAILY BASEMENT

Our resident potato has disappeared along with the key to the Newsroom. I have been locked in the Newsroom for weeks now. I have eaten the wall cotton candy to stay alive. There's quite a bit of this fluffy stuff and it is quite tasty. I ate so much that I made a tunnel Not to escape I promise. At the end of that tunnel I found a room. I was excited to finally be free of the newsroom and so I ate through the drywall. I was surprised to meet a wall of flesh. I of course tried to eat the fleshy wall, and it bellowed out in pain. Turns out this entire room was a Shoominion. This massive fellow had grown to the size of the entire room and was now stuck. This fellow is quite nice and friendly. They have no clue how long they have been stuck in this room nor how they got here. They just remember being in the yard one day and can't remember what happened after that. They just woke up in the room and had started to grow. When they initially woke up they were already so big that they couldn't fit through the door, now they can barely fit in the room. Also where is this room located? Anyway me and my new buddy would like a burgie and some fries. Also if someone could let us out that would be great. Thanks