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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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CLERT IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY AFTER THREATS!

46 JUL 1999
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Clert is the most controversial figure in the Basement currently. The allegations being spread are that Clert is cuter than Shoominions. Following adoption by Shoomimi it is clear to our investigative reporters that                                       Clert clearly has more whimsy and cuteness. Which is why Shoominions have escalated to threatening Clert not wanting to be replaced. A bounty of                              has been placed on Clert in an effort to remove the threat to the status quo Clert presents. However Clert is protected by Shoomimi so the odds of outright replacement are high.

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