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BASEMENT DEALING WITH EPIDEMIC OF BOYFAILURES

Boiminion 12 APR 1999
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Shoomopolis beware! There has been an outbreak of boyfailures in the Basement. It is contagious and possibly terminal. The Basement is quarantined until further notice to contain the outbreak. Basement scientists are trying to identify patient zero to develop a cure. The outbreak spread so fast and mutated that it is unknown who caught it first and how it's spreading.

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