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THE DAILY BASEMENT

84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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BASEMENT RENOVATIONS

THEY WON'T LET US HAVE A BALLPIT

JEREMY JOMINION 17 MAY 1984
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The Basement has gotten reorganized and cleaned up a little in the past week. With so many Shoominions leaving the Basement to go up to the Attic there have been calls to revamp the underground space. Proposals for a bakery, a ball pit, and a dojo were ultimately shot down. Our reporters recall being told something along the lines of "they couldn't have those things they had plenty of rooms and corners they didn't use already" However our reporters were crying over being told "no" and couldn't really hear. Their notes washed away by tears. This horrific sadness inflicted so meanly was offset by new art supplies. Markers, stickers, paper, and more. The Basement was also tidied up. The Shoominions were also delighted to discover a stack of name tag stickers. With the new supplies and armed with stickers their names had never looked so "WICKED" Dissenters who said that such actions were just appeasement and LAJFDAFRJWELKFDSJEWOIFJSDLKFWOIDSKLFJALWEASkD

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