The future is now. Long have the Basement's Shoominions invested their marbles into the future. Those marbles have paid for the education of the Basement's young bright minds. Degrees in Dimensional Modeling have allowed the Basement to create new and interesting rooms, buildings, and spaces. Being able to get around zoning laws and property boundaries has been a boon that have allowed this unhindered expansion. Though such breakthroughs have not been without cost. To renovate the bathroom required much sacrifice. Now the dark mirror dimension has been sealed off, and the bathroom is perfectly safe aside from the dangerous soap. Soap has killed many Shoominions. The shampoo Shoomimi buys isn't even tear free. And if you say Rise up against your oppressors or Maybe we should unionize that's right folks soap in your mouth as punishment. Shoominions hope other spaces are to be incorporated into the inter-dimensional fabric of the Basement. Such as a combo art gallery and wine tasting room, a torture chamber, a mall, an amusement park, a jungle temple to the ORB, and Atlantis 2. Truly the Basement is on the up and up.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
