With a guillotine that drops you into a fun little basket, a stretchy table, a laser pit, and a re-purposed trash compactor this torture room is fun for everyone. The lasers look very pretty, but sadly you cannot eat the lasers. The lasers do blind you though if you look at them for too long. We at the Daily Basement tested this extensively. The stretchy table makes Shoominions quite long. This elongated state is quite funny as you wobble around. Eventually you go back to normal though which will make you sad. The guillotine will shoot you across the room when the blade drops. If you hit the wall fast enough you'll bounce into the basket. The Daily Basement cannot confirm reports of unexpected mitosis caused by the guillotine. The trash compactor turns you into a cube. While some find this funny some extremists in the Marbles Coalition are up in arms. They say this goes against our inherent roundness, stopping your ability to roll. We at the Daily Basement think you are cool whatever shape you are and say you should do whatever makes you happy. The cube shape does wear off though after a couple hours so you can return to rolling. The Basement engineers are working hard to add a saw blade pit, hangout spots, and cages. They hope to get those and many new exciting features in the coming weeks.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
