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THE DAILY BASEMENT

84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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BEARS

16 NOV 1979
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While Shoomimi has been fighting in multiple tournaments the Basement has been fighting off a plague of bears. The bear problem has no end in sight. The bears just won't stop mauling. The current theory among basement Scientists is that Shoomimi was a bear deterrent. That since she has been busy this has allowed the bears a way into the ecosystem.

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