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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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BIRDS

68 JUL 1999
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Some Shoominions wanted to make exotic chicken nuggets and so ordered a bunch of birds online (using Shoomimi's credit card). The birds were cute and colorful so other shoominions freed the birds into the Basement before they could be baked. The birds are noisy all hours of the day and night. They also bite and shit everywhere. Which has given validation to the "EAT THE BIRDS" camp. The "THEY ARE SO PWETTY AND SING SO LOVELY" camp is quite against eating them. The Shoominions and Shoomimi who just want to sleep will just have to wait until someone does something about the birds. Or maybe the birds will become a stable part of the Basement ecosystem. Only time will tell.

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