Shoominions from all across the basement live, work, and play together. We live in a society, yet no one knows where our money comes from or goes. The Shoobuck has been the cornerstone of the basement economy. In the basement Shoobucks are used to pay for all manner of goods and services. Yet Shoomimi does not pay us these Shoobucks. In fact she does not pay us at all (We forgot to ask to be paid during union negotiations). Investigations by the Daily Basement have uncovered that we might actually be unemployed.
Further investigation into the Shoobuck origin revealed that the ministry does not collect taxes. In regards to their taxation policy the ministry responded "Eww Taxes". This raised the further question of where did our taxes go? Following this lead led to the reveal that some Shoominions were not paying taxes anyway.
Following the paper-trail of Shoobucks revealed that the Shoobuck supply flowed from a broom closet. Inside the closet was a handful of Shoominions sitting around a table. They were cutting up Dr. Suess books and painting over the pages. These books were stolen from the now empty book corner.
Our investigation found that our economy was a lie. Our taxes go nowhere. So how do we afford all these renovations to the basement? Where does the food come from?
-- The rest of this Article was found by the Ministry of Truth to be untrue. YOU LOVE THE BASEMENT--
