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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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HONEY* STICKIER & SWEETER

can not legally be called honey

68 JUL 1999
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Shoominions have reverse engineered honey. No longer will bees be needed to make the sticky substance. The brightest Shoominion minds have figured out how to create a more perfect hive. Instead of hexagons they use a more perfect more round shape, the circle. They lock the shoominions in the Shoohive until the hive is filled with the sticky yellow nectar. Then they let the shoominions out into the yard to collect pollen and all that junk from flowers. Then it's right back into the Shoohive to make more Honey*. This advancement in Shoominion science will surely help us get to the moon or the marble at the center of the earth.

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