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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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SHOO INC PUTS CAMERAS ALL AROUND SHOOMOPOLIS

82 JUL 1999
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S inc has begun putting tramp stamp readers all across Shoomopolis. S inc insists these tramp stamp readers are important for ensuring safety of all Shoominions. These cameras have been found in locker-rooms, in bathrooms, along streets, around public pools, and in schools. Shoomopolis PD assures that this data is only being used to track criminals who steal marbles. They assure us that there is no secret database of butt pictures. That they're not watching you sleep, and you are crazy for thinking otherwise. Shoominions who are clearly criminals have begun mudding on the S Inc cameras to stop what they consider an invasion of privacy. "MUD IN THE S INCs" they cry out. Shoomopolis PD Vows to put a stop to the mudders and ensure everyone gets a tramp stamp so they can be tracked accordingly.

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