The Basement has been in turmoil the past few weeks. With Shoomimi expected to be gone until September 22nd the Basement maintained high spirits. Until some horsing around began. Chaos reigned as horse related scandals multiplied. Then Chrchie bypassed security and came a bricking. Then rumor came that Shoomimi was returning. This was Trojan horse effort by enemies of the Basement to infect us all with the plague.
With the denizens of the basement on the backfoot there was only one option. ATTACK! Following the champion Shoomimi to the fighting pits of Vegas it was gonna be time to win! Only there was a snag in this daring attack. The Shoominions were separated from Shoomimi once again. There were notes and strange signatures left for the Shoominions to follow. Possibly battleplans or marking supply lines. They also realized that what shoomimi had written was unreadable. Shoominions stared blankly at the words. They could definitely read, surely they could read, so clearly this was some kind of code or maybe Shoomimi didn't know how to write. It would be impossible to tell what was written in these journals unless they could be decrypted. So began the greatest linguistic effort of Basement history. The following is the fruits of the translation effort written plainly for all Shoominions to read:
PRAYGE MONKA HAHA 4K SILLY STINKY BOCHI MUD UNOREVERSE NOWAYING CLUELESS HYDRATE LIFE GUN LETSGO HAHA CORPA JAM HIII ORAORA YIPEE SMUG FRENCH BITE CHEER HEHE CLAP FU JP SMUG UNTUCKK SIDEEYE DREAD INNOCENTLYSHAKINGABAGOFMARBLES WOAH BONK
The message here is very clear. Though what the future holds is very much in question still, but the basement will get through it all together.
