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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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DIGGING IN

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The hole digging in the Basement has been egregious lately. Chief among the hole diggers is Lord__David. He just keeps digging deeper holes. These holes are a clear safety hazard, and he can't get out of the holes he digs, but he keeps digging them. Other hole diggers are attempting to keep up with his breakneck pace of hole digging. The hole diggers of the Yard were surprised to uncover Redacted when they started to dig. So many clones, so many shoominions. The horror, the travesty. The holes were subsequently refilled and digging was banned in the yard. Unrelated, but during the hole digging the Shoominions of the yard did hit a sewage line. Also questions have been asked of where the dirt goes. No one seems to know. This is quite suspicious.

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