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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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EGGS RECALLED

04 APR 1999
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This Easter holiday do not eat the eggs! Shoominions were very into hiding eggs, painting them with glee, and filling eggs with marbles, money, and candy. That all changed when someone said "trick or treat". Unbeknownst to some shoominions Easter isn't about tricks and trick or treating is a different holiday. Those confused shoominions saw other Shoominions dressing up as bunnies and got the wrong idea. Needless to say some of the chocolate eggs are not chocolate... Some of the chocolate bunnies are mud bunnies... Some of the eggs hidden are filled not with m&ms but rather other little pellets...

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