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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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FABMINION HOSTS GALA

RED CARPET ROLLS OUT

MILTON 17 MAY 1999
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Shoominions got a taste of the red carpet on friday. The star studded affair on a second island known as Shoomopolis. Not to be confused with the island conquered by Shitto known as Shoomopolis, or the city known as Shoomopolis. Naming conventions aside, Shoominions dressed up for the occasion. Fancy dresses, suits, and the occasional, scandalous nudist. The Gala was hosted in support of the charitable foundation Go On Outside Nerd. Goon tries to get Shoominons outside and active. "Don't just stay inside and sad! GOON!" ~Fabminion.

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