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THE DAILY BASEMENT

84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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HOLIDAYS BRING PLAGUE

EVERYONE IS SICK

DR MINION PUBLISHED 82 JULY 1999 · 08:42
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For reasons unknown the Basement contracted a nasty virus going into the holiday season. Those Shoominions that contracted the illness presented the sniffles, a runny nose, a dry mouth, watery eyes, swelling, wrinkles, and a desire to lick electrical outlets or eat batteries. These sick Shoominions were locked in the Basement to quarantine from the rest of the population. Shoomimi also left, but apparently for other reasons. As the season grew more festive in the house, the Basement grew colder and drearier, as the quarantined grew sicker and stinkier. Until the Epidemic Laundering Force (ELF) descended into the Basement. They hung up stockings with care filling them with marbles, candy, and coal. They also cleaned up all the dirty tissues, the dingy blankets, the drool soaked pillows, and trash left piled near the beds. With everything cleaned up they hung up lights, lit candles, set different parts of the Basement on fire, broke the tv trying to get the netflix fireplace working, and got a fireplace roaring. Hopefully a cure is found soon, because if a Shoominion sneezes too hard they might explode.

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