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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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JAR TALKS

INTERVIEWING THE

JAR CORRESPONDENT 28 MAY 1984
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Our jar correspondent recently conducted an interview with some of the jar occupying residents of the Attic. This is what they had to say: Reporter: "How do you all like living in jars?" GlubGlub: "Glub glub glub glub"

Reporter: "Fascinating so what does a typical day look like?"

Greg: Intense gurgling Reporter: "I would have never considered that could you elaborate on that?" PopPop: "Pop Pop splish splash" Reporter: "So how happy are you up here?" All of them: Intense shaking and bubbling

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