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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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KAIJU SIZED SHOOMINION RAMPAGING THROUGH DOWNTOWN!

ABIGAIL AMBMINION PUBLISHED 82 JULY 1999 · 08:42
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Currently a giant Shoominion is terrorizing downtown. They are knocking over buildings are breathing fire. Currently there is little hope of stopping them, they are impervious to any and all attempts to attack or soothe them. Not even calling them stinky seemed to phase them. This mess started after a Shoominion ate too many glowsticks they had taken from the lab. They went into a coma and the doctor pronounced them basically dead. After many o7's it was decided that the Shoominion should have a burial at sea and they were flushed down the toilet. Residents of the basement were surprised to learn that the Shoominion had emerged from the sewers and was now 50 stories tall. The First thing the Shoominion did was destroy a Tacobell. To put an end to the rampage various solutions have been proposed. One option is to build a giant mech to defeat the Shoominion in combat. The other option is to feed glowsticks to other Shoominions, Codebugs, Bozos, Wormpals, etc. The idea being that they might also turn into giant monsters capable of defeating the giant Shoominion. Fighting fire with fire should work to subdue the rampaging Shoominion. After last time Shoominions are hesitant to call upon extra-dimensional aid or help from space. Calls to "Ant-man" the giant Shoominion are also currently not being considered.

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