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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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LAWSUIT OVER INDECENCY

30 JAN 1999
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A class action Lawsuit has been filed in Shoomopolis city court today. Plaintiffs allege that Shoomimi will aggressively shake her boobs at them, asserting that they are real, and forcing them to look. The plaintiffs are seeking compensation for emotional damages. Shoomopolis PD is separately investigating if this was an unlicensed use of sex appeal, but it is at this point unclear if these actions were done for business or for personal reasons. The defense is building a case around the public use of WIDEAMONGUSGAYSEX and InnocentlyShakingABagOfMarbles. Along with novel arguments about mech anatomy.

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