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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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LOCKED IN!?!?!

51023 REPORT TO THE RE-EDUCATION CENTER

DEPARTMENT OF RE-EDUCATION 02 WAAA 1984
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Residents of the Basement were surprised to hear that Shoomimi was "Locking in". The sudden announcement that Shoominions would be locked in the basement for an indefinite amount of time caused widespread panic. Shoominons who chose to try and escape or revolt were xhdhahdhaodoahdhaodhaohfhdaodhfhaofhaodhfhaofhaohdhfoahfahaofhhdahdhofhahdhfa Which in turn led to AJJGHAJJGHAHDJFHALDFHJDLFJAOWAELFJSDAIEWFNCXIEWEKMXIWOFNNKXIENFIAFOAODNALFJALKSLDFJA Shoominions of the attic were urged to return to their jars. further attempts to escape were met with AKDJAJFJALFJWL and subsequently the asbestos mines were WWIWIEFJAJ DKLFJAL LAJDF ANDKJ F AHDLFJ ALDJFA IWEND CNCJ No one could have seen this turn of events coming. A renewed effort to calm and rehabilitate Shoominions following this announcement has been met with rousing success. Reeducation efforts, Yard time, and Shoobotomies are fulfilling the needs of basement residents. Those who needed more care are being housed in jars. Residents of the Basement are encouraged to only utilize their assigned number until order is restored.

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