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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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LOUVRE HEIST A SUCCESS!

26 OCT 1999
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During EVO in Las Vegas a few Shoominions were lost. After stowing away in a plane's luggage compartment they ended up in Frnce. They lived a classic Paris lifestyle for months. Some became mimes, others bakers, and others took up the noble pursuit of crime. After realizing they were not trapped in this frnch purgatory forever the Shoominions planned a daring heist before they would return to the Basement. The plan consisted of walking into the Louvre, breaking the glass, grabbing the things, and then running away. It was a flawless plan. Only Shoominions could come up with such an enginenious amgenius ingenious plan. Now that they have the jewels they have been placed on the Fence since that's what you're supposed to do with stolen goods.

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