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THE DAILY BASEMENT

84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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MISSION SUCCESS

WE KIDNAPPED A DISNEYLAND STAFF MEMBER

SHOOMOPOLIS SPECIAL FORCES 05 MAR 1984
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The Shoominions and Shoomimi attempted a reconnaissance mission to Disneyland. The effort was labeled a rousing success. Lord_David attempted to infiltrate the inner circle of the Park's authority. He submitted an application and interviewed with a member of the staff. Following the successful interview the staff member was kidnapped. The Staffer is being interrogated in the basement.

The mission brought back valuable intelligence of the Disneyland. Maps, photos of crucial landmarks, digital artifacts, and handwriting samples from crucial figures in the park. This valuable intelligence will give us the edge in the war effort against Micheal Mouse. His stockpiles of laser swords, surface to air missiles, blasters, food, high-speed vehicles, hats, and monetary funds are stored within the Disneyland. They will prove to be valuable assets to Shoomimi's future plans once captured. Samples of the hats, blasters, laser swords, and food were brought back to the basement for reverse engineering. Sadly some Shoominions were lost, they were captured by park staff or got lost. They may be rescued eventually whenever Shoomimi gets around to it.

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