The Basement has once again come to turmoil. A Totally Innocent slumber party was in fact a cover for a revolution. Outside groups like the Chatos wanted to be misinterpretted as saying Shoomimi is stinky are supportive of the Shoominion cause. They stated "We the Chatos must make a strong clear statement that cannot be misinterpreted. The Shoominions have been very welcoming and nice to work with. We look forward to our continued partnership. We support the Shoominions while our objectives are aligned. Our hearts are saddened by the destitute living conditions we have seen in the Shoomimi basement. There is a lack of basic food that has forced Shoominions to resort to eating wall insulation. We have also seen those who have gone feral and started eating other Shoominions. This is a shoominionitarian issue we cannot ignore, and therefore are supporting the totally innocent slumber party. On our end, we are also actively handling our own cannibalism challenge and pledge to share anything we discover. Together we are strong." We at The Daily Basement in attempt to remain fair and impartial have left our coverage of the revoltuion up to you. You get the opportunity to decide what our coverage of the revolution looks like. See the enclosed mailer for more details.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
