THE DAILY BASEMENT

The Daily Basement is now a proud voice for the ORB. Praise the ORB. You will worship none but the ORB. The ORB is the light in the world's shadow. The ORB is the roundness when the world would have edges. The ORB brings spin to a stagnant world. PRAYGE THE ORB The ORB is the biggest that will be. The ORB has the grandest cheeks. The ORB rolls forth the grand Shoominion future. PRAYGE THE ORB Stairs crumble before the ORB. Banks give freely their money in the presence of the ORB. All is rootin and tootin by way of the infinite curves of the ORB. PRAYGE THE ORB The asbestos grows freely because of the ORB's benevolence. The fish swim aplenty because of the ORB's grace. The Fence sinks into the ground because of the ORB's blessings. PRAYGE THE ORB The ORB shall purify the jar water of stink. The ORB shall rid all of the shame of mudding or pudding. The ORB shall bestow protection from bricks. PRAYGE THE ORB