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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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RESOLUTION 51023 PASSED INTO LAW

20 JUN 1999
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The law will enshrine the right to create cursed artwork, but the creator will be assumed STINKY in a court of law. The resolution comes after scrutiny was placed upon Shoominion artists for indulging in whimsy. The line had to be drawn and this was the solution the Basement could stomach. Hardliners pushed to label these artists as unround. Supporters argued milking codebugs and toe sucking wasn't a crime.

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