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THE DAILY BASEMENT

84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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16 NOV 1979
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Gambling overtakes the Basement once again. The wheel is all consuming. Fortunes of marbles lost as the big wheel in the yard decides to land on green. Who put that Green 0 on the wheel? The Daily Basement has no answers. The mods have to be in on it since it's green. EXCEPT THE MODS ARE ALSO BROKE. Where do the marbles go? Who is really winning? Why does the d20 always land on 7? Shoomimi. Everything leads back to Shoomimi. Taking our hard earned marbles. Refusing to let us win more.

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