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ROBBERY GUIDE

HOW TO ROB ANYWHERE

JAILBIRD JOE 28 MAY 1984
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Our certified yoink experts have put together a guide to ensure you have the best time with your heists. Step 1: Have a good breakfast. It's important to be fueled up and ready to take on the day. Step 2: Some light exercise or stretching. If you don't take the time to prepare yourself physically you might get hurt. Step 3: Watch a movie. Unwinding and resting up beforehand will prepare you for a good heist. A good movie might also provide inspiration. Step 4: Rob the bank. Step 5: Get a good night's sleep. You did a lot today and you need to rest up. Make sure you practice good sleep hygiene and get yourself cozy.

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