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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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ROOMINIONS START A CULT!

46 JUL 1999
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The Roominions have started a cult. They want to spread the word of Roomimi. Proselytizing the teachings and gospel of Roomimi such as "On the second day of Offkai The Lord said "I blew my oshi's back out at Offkai" and it was so". They have gathered all the red koolaid in the Basement, have taken up handcuffs as their iconography, and intend to take a pilgramiage to RAILFEST in Scranton, PA.

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