Shoominions engaged in what should have been a routine robbery ended up in quite the predicament during a recent heist. They decided to break into the bank via food delivery. If they ordered food to the bank surely it would get past security. Except they ate the food. Since they did pay for it and they didn't want it to got to waste. So when it finally got delivered the banker, who didn't even order this food, decided to send it back since it was eaten. So the Shoominions got sent back to the restaurant along with the half eaten order. The restaurant was upset with them and they couldn't properly explain that they ordered the food and they had no money which was why they were robbing the bank in the first place. They were forced to work to repay the supposed debt. They spent the day cleaning, washing dishes, and busing tables. After working for the afternoon they realized how unfair this all was. So they schemed to get even. Using resources in the kitchen they concocted a cheese bomb and placed a new delivery to the bank. Needless to say everything ended up covered in cheese. At the end of the day those Shoominions got the cheddar and they also got cheddar.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.