Once more war has come the the Basement. This time mostly over shape. The round, who had all the power in the first place, have taken up arms to oppress those who would go against round supremacy. The Daily Basement has always been on the side of free expression and equal rights for all. Since we are also very pro business The Daily Basement will be shipping weapons with each newspaper sold! This is a limited time offer! So far the war has kept to the Basement proper. Surprisingly it has not spilled into the Yard. The Yard already a war torn area from the many many proxy wars, such as marbles vs anti-marbles. Though a few battles have broken out throughout the rest of the house. During the battle of Dirty Sink the fridge was raided and all the food was eaten. During the battle of Shoomimi is Gonna Kill Us the TV and ceiling fan both fell to the ground and broke beyond repair. Shoominions who refuse to participate in the war are planned to be sent to the Mirror Dimension or are taking refuge in the Attic. The Basement can only hope that the conflict can be ended with a lot of cool explosions.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.