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SHARKS IN THE POOL?

ALSO WHO PEED IN THE POOL?

YARD KEEPERS 28 MAY 1984
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Fear has overtaken the Yard. Following a movie night it came to the attention of visitors to the Yard that no one knows if the pool contains sharks. Swimming has taken a dive as Shoominions are scared of being eaten by a shark. The shark infested waters have been taped off in an effort to save Shoominions from being eaten.
Further measures such as a ban on spinning have been proposed. The potential for the spinning to cause a tornado is pretty high. The fear is that the spinning could cause a tornado and the tornado could combine with the sharks to create a whole new disaster. Such a ban on spinning is quite controversial.

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