THE DAILY BASEMENT

Shoolabs the leading industrial researcher has announced sweeping changes to its publication practices and how it releases products. Shoolabs is one of the leading employers in Shoomopolis and a titan of the research industry. Shoolabs has withheld publication for a while as they reviewed their publication practices. Before the changes all artistic and memetic research could be published regardless of researcher intent. The content of research could also end up clogging the publication pipeline and prevent other research from seeing the light of day. Now all research must be properly tagged and sent to the Shoolabs editorial board to be vetted. Yuri researchers always hard at work have been conflicted on the new changes. As the new process will elevate the status of their work, but they will have to republish their existing findings. Additionally for Yuri researchers all animal testing involving rabbits would qualify for a different set of grants and publication channels. Whereas before rabbit researchers pulled from the same funding pool as GASSY (Girlification of Anime Shoominions Shipping Yuri) researchers. The GASSY researchers have already published their findings during the review period, so their work is left in a bit of limbo. Similarly memetic research will inevitably see a shift as researchers studying the 3 apples phenomena will see less attention drawn than that of the doomscroll department. The Vtuber observation group will also see changes to its publication practice, but now has new grants and journals to broaden their oversight to new subjects. The interim period as Shoolabs transitions it's publication process may have some mild turmoil. As content released during the review period that would have been subject to previous oversight now must meet the new standards. For example The Daily Basement is now free from all oversight and can now tell you LAJFESHFEIUXHDSHFSOWYEHFSJADIW