The 2.0 of the current mech model will be unleashed upon the Basement today. Shoominions everywhere will rejoice as Shoomimi pilots a more capable mech. The enhanced articulation and new materials will ensure Shoominions are crushed less and getting tossed is less jarring. An upgrade has long been in the pipeline. Now the brain in a jar running the show will be piloting a much more capable mech in the same style of Shoomimi we all know and love (Dissenters will be cubed). Though Shoominions are surely wondering why didn't Shoomimi choose a cooler mech to pilot. Like a dinosaur, a dragon, a transformer, or something cute and round like a puffer fish. The 2.0 model doesn't even appear to have any cool additions like a smoke machine, fireworks, a flamethrower, or a missile launcher. Shoominions were thoughtful though and stole a state of the art consumer robot. The prototype was round, fast, and could hold a lot of food. Everything a Shoominion could every dream of. Yet such a design was rejected. Shoominions of the Basement largely believe this to be because Shoomimi doesn't want to work. That or the food she delivered would become stinky. Regardless of how many flamethrowers the 2.0 mech actually has, Shoominions everywhere will be celebrating. Those not celebrating will be cubed. Though it is unclear from Basement officials whether the cubed individuals will be used as bricks in a great wall or if they will just be forced to endure the hardship of being cubed.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
