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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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SHOOMIMI BIRTHDAY

04 APR 1999
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Shoomimi's 366th birthday went off with a bang! There was singing, cake, many gifts, and plenty of heartfelt moments. The only thing that could have gone better would have been if the dancing Shoominion in the cake had an airhole cut into the cake. They also would have preferred getting in the cake after it was baked, but that's a lesson for Shoomimi's 722nd birthday. The Basement and the denizens of Shoomopolis will just enjoy the memory of a good time spent with the April fool stewing in her stinky jar.

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