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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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SHOOMIMI ELECTED RULER OF THE BASEMENT

11 DEC 1984
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The results of the election are in. With 200% of the expected vote Shoomimi has won a heated election. Despite not campaigning she won decisively and unanimously. The higher voter participation is attributed to unexpected mitosis. In regards to why the other candidates didn't even vote for themselves they could not be reached for comment. Except in Garry's case they are a fish and could not respond to our questioning.

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