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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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SHOOMINION STUCK IN VACUUM CLEANER!

46 JUL 1999
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The Shoominion who got sucked into the vacuum cleaner has now entered the second day of being stuck. Rescue efforts are slow going after a larger shoominion got stuck in the hose in an attempt to rescue. If a solution is not found soon the Shoominion may starve.

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