All eyes are on the stars. Once it became known that stars and planets were not just light bulbs, and that you supposedly couldn't eat them it became priority #1 in Shoomopolis. The Moon is also supposedly made of cheese so it is an appetizing option for snacks along the way. Plus if the rings of Saturn are anything like onion rings, then Shoominion gastronauts could be pioneering great dishes for Shoomopolis and the Basement. Shoominions were particularly giddy about going to or seeing Uranus. Pluto was also garnered a lot of interest due to it being small and round. In preparation for such expeditions Shoolabs is urging the Shoomopolis council to increase the explosion budget. They desire 1000% more explosions. Last year the entire explosion budget was spent on infighting. Shoolabs is urging infighting advocates to support the legislation saying that even more Shoominions would blow up and they would be exploding for a good cause.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
