Shoominions decided that they're tired of being held down. The oppression of gravity is simply too much so they're Onionizing against gravity. The two main demands are that gravity let them fly around and that stairs no longer prevent them from going places. "Throw up should go up not down" A shoominion said. "One guy got hit with an apple a hundred years ago why does that affect me?" Another Shoominion hmph'd. "What has gravity ever done for me but held me down?" responded the same Shoominion from earlier. Shoominions are hoping to riot and hopefully float away in protest.
Currently posting articles is restricted, comments and archive are still available.
Shoomimi = Tinky.
