THE DAILY BASEMENT

The Basement's very own Ski Resort was shut down earlier this week. The Neapolitan Resort where Shoominions of itsy bitsy stature could go to engage in winter sports such as skiing, snowboarding, and sledding was a smash hit. The vanilla run, the strawberry run, and chocolate run were the first slopes set up to host such activities. They were a smash hit and so later slopes were opened. Moose Tracks Run, Sherbert Run, Mint Chocolate Chip Run, and Cookies&Cream Run were all smash hits. There were plans to open another Germanic style resort in the Hagan Daz Region. However trouble began to brew when the size limitations of the freezer were met with jealousy or perhaps gluttony. Some Shoominion tattled to Shoomimi who promptly shut down the resort and gave a verbal warning to those Shoominions. "You can't play in icecream!" "Where did we even get all this icecream?" "There IS SNOW OUTSIDE" "You've made a mess of the Freezer GRRR" After she left the icecream was promptly eaten by the instigating third party. This assault on the tourism industry has left many worried that other activities could be next on the chopping block. Porcelain cruises, Fan Sky Diving, Dish Washer Hot Springs, and the Super Basement torture chamber are all quieting down hoping to escape the crackdown.