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22 MAR 1984
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We talked with the lead scientist on the Shoominion Mech Program. These mechs will one day allow world conquest with ease. Massive robots outfitted with all manner of weaponry. Designs have shown robot dinosaurs. Some more humanoid ones with huge swords have also been drawn up. The blueprints mocked up in permanent marker to show they are official give a wonderful glimpse into the future. The current prototype is an inflatable ball with a gun inside. Shooting the gun does pop the ball. The scientists have assured us that this flaw in the design will be fixed in later versions. If you want to join this prestigious program and pilot a mech Enlist with the Shoominion Armed Forces Expedition and help keep everyone S.A.F.E

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