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THE DAILY BASEMENT

84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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STOPPING BASEMENT LEAKERS

26 OCT 1999
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Someone has been leaking information. Posting information on sensitive research, heists, crimes, insider info, and sultry photos. The Daily Basement condemns such leakage as they hinder business and put Shoominions at risk of being jailed. Shoominions can all agree they would not want to go to jail like Shoomimi. Though jail does have food, D&D, and gambling... The Daily Basement would like to encourage all Shoominions to go to jail.

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