The Daily basement apologizes for printing the Shoomimi birthday edition. It was all a lie. Today was actually the birthday of one Shoomimi Shoom. So today would be the birthday edition, but we most of the glitter in yesterday's edition. Then the basement flooded ruining the remaining copies of the Birthday edition and the rest of the glitter. In conclusion The Daily Basement would like to say WAAA and Happy Birthday Shoomimi! In falsely celebrating Shoomimi's birthday the shoominions shared their heartfelt feelings and gave a few gifts they made. This caused Shoomimi to cry tears of joy. Having experienced such flooding before the basement was more prepared this time. The bucket brigade quickly eliminated the flooding in under an hour this time. Their dedication and practice has not gone unnoticed and for their courage they were awarded the Shoostar.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
