Alright now that we've gotten your attention this actually isn't a Daily Basement this is a robbery. We hijacked the newspaper and everyone is a hostage. This is happening live broadcast to all the Basement and Shoomopolis. We want you to put the marbles in the bag, all the marbles in the bag. Nice and orderly. No sudden moves or funny business. We have listed some of our demands on the left. Anyway we have been driven to doing even more crime due to the poor state of the economy. We've been taken advantage of. Scandal after scandal. When will we be safe from Chrchie? Also crime is very fun. So we are robbing Shoomimi of all her marbles along with the studio audience. You have like 3-5 minutes to give us the stuff and we scatter. Otherwise there will be consequences Also someone should go release the Daily Basement staff, they've been duct taped to the ceiling of their office.
OUR DEMANDS: 1. Getaway helicopter. We don't need a pilot we can definitely fly it. 2. The Golden Marble 3. A new fit 4. We demand RIGHTS, at least 5, but we will settle for 3 if the Rights are really good. 5. A pet. We can definitely take care of it. 6. BLUBBERS and LUBBERS can never be removed again
