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TO PLAY OR NOT TO PLAY

22 MAR 1984
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While no one has admitted to reading Hamlet Shoominions are excited to put on a production of Hamlet. They have created a cast filled with Aliens, Ninjas, Knights, Cowboys, and Pirates. The set has a full replica of the Titanic along with a scale model of Las Vegas. Set production was delayed for months after the crew decided to make slot machines. The cast has met together to practice for this play many times. Though they haven't actually ever practiced. They figured out that they had this in the bag and will wing it. After all how hard could putting on a play be?

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