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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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TOWNHALL 08 MAR 1984

07 MAR 1984
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Brimming with questions and concerns for their community Shoominions gathered to talk amongst themselves and community leaders. The following is an accurate account of what transpired.

ETIDK: "What is the meaning of life" After a silence permeated by existential dread Beandip patted them on the back and stated "The meaning of life is the meaning you give it". ETIDK was then escorted by Confusion, Master of Ignorance to the reeducation corner.

Swampxdweller Then asked the crowd "What sort of silly comics should I make?" The crowd roared "DND" and some began rolling dice in excitement.

ETIDK then returned from the reeducation corner and asked "What is love?" The crowd began a chorus of "Baby don't hurt me" and began a singalong.

Following the singalong, bad ideas were expressed during this townhall. Ideas that might make Shoominions feel anxious or afraid. Such ideas came from unlicensed free thinkers. Such comments were deemed too dangerous to publish within The Daily Basement. The Ministry ensures that all free thinkers are licensed. To ensure they don't think dangerous or bad thoughts. Those asking too many questions or those who expressed radical ideas without a license were sent to the Yard. They returned from the Yard the following morning happy and smiling.

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