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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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WAR WITH CUPIDYLE ENDS!!! CONDITIONAL SURRENDER!!!!

THE SWAMP PUPS ARE LIBERATED

CPL BUTTER BUTTS 08 MAR 1999
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War with Cupidyle and the Swamp-pups ended after Cupidyle bargained for peace in exchange for a hug. Her crocs will not be returned since they were lost in the swamp. The Shoominion wearing them when they were lost was participating in a bombing run. The Shoominion made a different kind of boom boom in the cockpit. The pilot promptly ejected them from the aircraft and they fell into the swamp. Tragically the crocs were lost and the Shoominion returned safely. A memorial to the crocs has been erected in Shoomopolis park to honor the war trophy. Despite the mudding the plane was also ok, because the interior used WEATHERTECH.

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