Residents of the Basement are advised to stay far far far far far far far far far far away from the Lizard girl known as Chrchie. She has abducted one too many Shoominions and most were never seen again. The ones that did return were traumatized and smelly. Those that returned were put down twice just to be safe. Then free of trauma they returned to work in the mines. A 16/5 watch was started to keep the menace at bay Originally the watch was 24 hours and all 7 days, but Shoominions wanted 8 hours of sleep and weekends off. The Shoominion artillery cannons were used to keep Chrchie at bay. Until A Shoominion getting stuffed into the cannon pointed out that the cannons were just sending Shoominions directly to Chrchie. After firing that guy out of the cannon at Chrchie everyone agreed that Shoominion actually had a point. However, so many Shoominions had already been fired at Chrchie that it would be disrespectful to those sacrificed to stop firing the cannons now.
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Shoomimi = Tinky.
