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84 JULY 1999 NEWS BY SHOOMINIONS FOR SHOOMINIONS EST 753 BC
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YURI ON THE RISE!

YURI CORRESPONDENT 07 JUN 1999
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We sat down with our Yuri correspondent to understand the rising interest in Yuri: "Yuri is an art-form that fills the soul. There is no greater romance. Those who consume Yuri, live only for Yuri. Yuri fulfills all three needs, emotional, romantic, and one other one that slips my mind. You just want to froth at the mouth and SCREAM YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI I LOVE YURI!!! YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI GIRLS I LOVE GIRLS!!! YURI YURI YURI YURI ahem mhm ahem yes lost my composure there. You can almost live vicariously through the Yuri you consume. Why is there a rising interest in Yuri? Because it's the best, its cute, hot, and all that." "Does that have any relation to Roomimi and Shoomimi antics?" "... Maybe shoominions are confused, but as a Yuri expert I have to take a stand. I'm fairly certain                       which technically makes it not Yuri. I have to maintain higher standards of Yuri as a professional and connoisseur. Plus there's not even tragedy! How can I be invested and consume every aspect of a relationship that isn't even Yuri?"

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